I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me

(via quantum-sheep)




advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

(via sniffing)






Just in case…

Stay safe, please.  If you are in trouble, or think you might be; if you hear anything strange inside or outside your home please do not hesitate to contact the police. Check your cars through the windows before you get in them. Don’t go anywhere alone. Lock your windows and doors. Before you enter your house, check for signs of forced entry or tampering- this can include scratch or tool marks by locks or on the glass or a loose handle, indicating that the lock has been broken. Retreat to a safe, public, crowded place sit by the counter- this makes it easier for the staff and security cameras to see you. Call the police and notify them, ask to be picked up and then submit a statement. If in doubt, please call the police.

The State of Texas

State of California


idk if this is real but I heard a rumourabout NH. Ugh.



actually the most durable flower chain I’ve ever made


(via on-to-a-better-path)

Supernatural + fandoms 

(Source: darlingcap, via vitaaphobia)

My god damn 8 year old cousin is fucking homophobic!!




"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"

Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.

my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women

Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.

(Source: hiphopfightsplaque, via quantum-sheep)

"This last album, Speak Now, was inspired by a lot of things that, um, happened in my life, but one thing that inspired a song was, um, we went on our first headlining tour a few years ago. And I used to stand there before I would go on stage and I’d listen to the crowd making the most amazing, magical, loud screaming sounds," *crowd screams* "that is exactly the sound I’m talking about. And I’d hear it, and first of all, I’d sit there and think I can’t believe I get to hear that sound one time in my life. And, um, and then I’d get a melody stuck in my head and I could never get this melody out of my head until I finally wrote it into a song. And I called that song Long Live.”

(Source: screaminglonglives, via taylorswiftdeclassified)

Happy 32nd Birthday, Sebastian Stan

(Source: americqchavez, via wintterfel)


too hot for ugly people too ugly for hot people

(Source: bullied, via my-innocence-is-lost)

Taylor arriving at the 2014 Teen Choice Awards

(Source: andyoucallmeupagain, via xloveswift)